L. A. , the Lord of good fortune, aka the god of travels and paths

Don’t ask me why I put so many coins in that bet, you know already how many times I’ve won and how many I’ve lost. I’m sure you’ll notice I have won all of my bets, in all of my life. And if you disagree with my statement your perception of what I’m really betting in is worse than eating a rotten bread sandwich filled with berserk thermites running around with lightsaber chainsaws. And I’m speaking of doing it barehanded.

Homage to my beloved #%(#²¢&%£